Oh DEER!
"During the whole of a bright, brisk and strange morning, in the autumn of the year when the clouds were not to be found in the sky, I was traveling in a white van with a group of actors on our way to the theatre and at length found myself as the light of the morning drew on within view of a deer flying toward the van. I know not how it was but with the first glimpse of the shattered glass and deer hair a sense of insufferable 'What the HELL' came over me. I felt as if the van, the passenger AND the deer itself were Freaking...scared about the events that had just happened as the deer hair polluted the atmosphere around us! Nevertheless, propsed was a visit to the repair shop after we did our show. And then...I noticed...the 'Hooters' across the street. We had to have lunch there. 'HOOTERS WE ARE HERE...THE DEER MAULED VAN IS BEING FIXED!...UNBOLD THE BRA's...LET THE BEER FLOW...HOOTERS WE ARE HERE!"
This is a dramatic recounting of today's encounter ala Chamber Theatre writing/monologues. Basically...driving 60 down a highway the windows were suddenly blown out. I didn't quite know why this had happened though I was thoroughly scary. I found our shortly after that a deer ran across the highway and LEPT into the side of the van--shattering the van's huge side window and the small one on the side all the way back. Our van wasw FULL of glass and deer hair (eeeeeeew!) as were all of our personal belongings. We went from there and made it to the theatre where Robbie and I cleaned out the van of our stuff leaving only glass and deer hair behind. We did the show (in a "not so desireable" theatre which housed our set AND the set of ANNIE somehow...grrrr) and left the venue--leaving our luggage behind. We got the van fixed--mostly--and had lunch at HOOTERS.
Amazing!
That was the day...
OH DEER!!!!!!!!!!!!